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Our Favorite Articles

We felt a great disturbance in the Farce.

June 6th, 1999

Did you feel that? We did... And it was something... Something that we felt.

Chernobyl NPP disaster shocks our executives

April 28th, 1986

We here at Rho-Lambda have nothing to do with this disaster. We promise. If you so much as insinuate that we have anything to do with this, we will be very cross >:(

Rho-Lambda announces partnership with Chernobyl NPP

April 20th, 1986

Chernobyl NPP administrators have approached us for help with their safety protocols. Our intelligent and responsible engineers are hard at work assisting our friends in the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic.

Testimonials

Some radiated guy

My family received a lethal dose in as little as 6.4 seconds! Strongly recommend!!!

No-fly-listed person

The caesium I ordered was delivered on time but some federal agent guy showed up at my house telling me he is from Homeland Security??? Told him to get lost, I don't know what was up with that..

Elevated cancer risk woman

My Geiger counter was flatlining! WOW!!